20 years and a few months

My dang shoulder hasn't magically gotten better after months of waiting patiently for the pain to go away. I don't know what I did to it exactly but it feels like it starts coming out of its socket when I reach a certain way. It's obnoxious. I went to an orthopedic specialist and had it x-rayed last week. Looks like I have a little arthritis starting up from the wear and tear - 800 mg ibuprofen 3 x day for a month along with physical therapy. I think the chub needs work too. The thinner I am the less work my shoulder has to perform in the first place. I was hoping to make it to 50 before I landed in a power chair. It may be sooner.

What I REALLY want is for Ale to learn how to perform liposuction. Then all my problems would be solved! Eat as much as I want, whenever, stay thin and light as a feather, forever!